Curtains up on Christian Grey! Fifty Shades of Grey, E L James' kinky New York Times' bestseller, is coming to an off-Broadway theater this January, according to Time. But don't expect seriously sultry, handcuff-happy sex scenes. Created by the musical comedy group Baby Wants Candy, 50 Shades! The Musical is a song-and-dance spoof on the X-rated trilogy, which...